Giles
to
Laurens
i
am in a 1960's ad campaign for
coca
cola
i
am in a 2012 ad campaign for
shut
the fuck up
i
am making austerity cuts to your existence
i
have two hearts
1.
pumps blood around my body at a high rate oxygenating muscle tissue
etc.
2.
is a boiling cauldron of hate and bile
i'm
just kidding
i'm
a nice guy
i
am smiling
i
am holding a bottle
shut
the fuck up